The Rabbit I Pulled Out Of My Hat

June 25, 2008

McSweeney’s fun

Filed under: Humor — Tags: , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 3:12 pm

If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll know that I love McSweeney’s. A few days ago they had a feature called, “Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less.” Here’s my favorite one:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

1 Comment »

  1. WAIT!!….The lion is supposed to represent Jesus?? NO WAY….wow, that was subtle. :P

    Comment by Coral — July 8, 2008 @ 5:11 pm


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