The Rabbit I Pulled Out Of My Hat

September 18, 2008

RIP David Foster Wallace

Filed under: books — Tags: , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 7:09 pm

I was floored to find out that David Foster Wallace had committed suicide. He was, without a doubt, one of our most treasured authors. Everything he wrote was worth reading. I could spend countless words going on about how his Infinite Jest changed my life. (I was actually in the hospital going through detox as I was reading it. The only other time I had experienced synchronicity of that order was as I was reading Don DeLillo’s Underworld on 9/11/01.) But in order to really get it, you have to read him. Harper’s has put up everything he’d ever written for them. But considering the election season, I wanted to post an excerpt from an interview DFW did with The Believer in 2003. (Yes, it’s Dave Eggers interviewing David Foster Wallace. Which is some kind of literary hipster pornography.)

The reason why doing political writing is so hard right now is probably also the reason why more young (am I included in the range of this predicate anymore?) fiction writers ought to be doing it. As of 2003, the rhetoric of the enterprise is fucked. 95 percent of political commentary, whether spoken or written, is now polluted by the very politics it’s supposed to be about. Meaning it’s become totally ideological and reductive: The writer/speaker has certain political convictions or affiliations, and proceeds to filter all reality and spin all assertion according to those convictions and loyalties. Everybody’s pissed off and exasperated and impervious to argument from any other side. Opposing viewpoints are not just incorrect but contemptible, corrupt, evil. Conservative thinkers are balder about this kind of attitude: Limbaugh, Hannity, that horrific O’Reilly person. Coulter, Kristol, etc. But the Left’s been infected, too. Have you read this new Al Franken book? Parts of it are funny, but it’s totally venomous (like, what possible response can rightist pundits have to Franken’s broadsides but further rage and return-venom?). Or see also e.g. Lapham’s latest Harper’s columns, or most of the stuff in the Nation, or even Rolling Stone. It’s all become like Zinn and Chomsky but without the immense bodies of hard data these older guys use to back up their screeds. There’s no more complex, messy, community-wide argument (or “dialogue”); political discourse is now a formulaic matter of preaching to one’s own choir and demonizing the opposition. Everything’s relentlessly black-and-whitened. Since the truth is way, way more gray and complicated than any one ideology can capture, the whole thing seems to me not just stupid but stupefying. Watching O’Reilly v. Franken is watching bloodsport. How can any of this possibly help me, the average citizen, deliberate about whom to choose to decide my country’s macroeconomic policy, or how even to conceive for myself what that policy’s outlines should be, or how to minimize the chances of North Korea nuking the DMZ and pulling us into a ghastly foreign war, or how to balance domestic security concerns with civil liberties? Questions like these are all massively complicated, and much of the complication is not sexy, and well over 90 percent of political commentary now simply abets the uncomplicatedly sexy delusion that one side is Right and Just and the other Wrong and Dangerous. Which is of course a pleasant delusion, in a way—as is the belief that every last person you’re in conflict with is an asshole—but it’s childish, and totally unconducive to hard thought, give and take, compromise, or the ability of grown-ups to function as any kind of community.

My own belief, perhaps starry-eyed, is that since fictionists or literary-type writers are supposed to have some special interest in empathy, in trying to imagine what it’s like to be the other guy, they might have some useful part to play in a political conversation that’s having the problems ours is. Failing that, maybe at least we can help elevate some professional political journalists who are (1) polite, and (2) willing to entertain the possibility that intelligent, well-meaning people can disagree, and (3) able to countenance the fact that some problems are simply beyond the ability of a single ideology to represent accurately.

Implicit in this brief, shrill answer, though, is obviously the idea that at least some political writing should be Platonically disinterested, should rise above the fray, etc.; and in my own present case this is impossible (and so I am a hypocrite, an ideological opponent could say). In doing the McCain piece you mentioned, I saw some stuff (more accurately: I believe that I saw some stuff) about our current president, his inner circle, and the primary campaign they ran that prompted certain reactions inside me that make it impossible to rise above the fray. I am, at present, partisan. Worse than that: I feel such deep, visceral antipathy that I can’t seem to think or speak or write in any kind of fair or nuanced way about the current administration. Writing-wise, I think this kind of interior state is dangerous. It is when one feels most strongly, most personally, that it’s most tempting to speak up (“speak out” is the current verb phrase of choice, rhetorically freighted as it is). But it’s also when it’s the least productive, or at any rate it seems that way to me—there are plenty of writers and journalists “speaking out” and writing pieces about oligarchy and neofascism and mendacity and appalling short-sightedness in definitions of “national security” and “national interest,” etc., and very few of these writers seem to me to be generating helpful or powerful pieces, or really even being persuasive to anyone who doesn’t already share the writer’s views.

My own plan for the coming fourteen months is to knock on doors and stuff envelopes. Maybe even to wear a button. To try to accrete with others into a demographically significant mass. To try extra hard to exercise patience, politeness, and imagination on those with whom I disagree. Also to floss more.

June 25, 2008

McSweeney’s fun

Filed under: Humor — Tags: , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 3:12 pm

If you’ve been paying attention, you’ll know that I love McSweeney’s. A few days ago they had a feature called, “Lit 101 Class in Three Lines or Less.” Here’s my favorite one:

The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe

C.S. LEWIS: Finally, a utopia ruled by children and populated by talking animals.

THE WITCH: Hi, I’m a sexually mature woman of power and confidence.

C.S. LEWIS: Ah! Kill it, lion Jesus!

May 30, 2008

Books that are unfilmable

Filed under: books — Tags: , — Paul Crittenden @ 5:06 pm

Jeff VanderMeer’s Ecstatic Days blog has a post here about this list of unfilmable books. The list is pretty good except I think Catcher In the Rye is very filmable. Which is not to say I think it should be or that I think it would make a good movie. But just because Salinger will not let a movie be made does not mean that it is essentially unfilmable.

So what books would you add to the list? I agree with the addition of Mark Z. Danielewski’s book. I would also add David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. It’s just way too huge.

May 13, 2008

A whole friggin’ bunch of books you should read

Filed under: books — Tags: , — Paul Crittenden @ 6:56 pm

From the book 1001 Books You Must Read Before You Die, here are the ones I’ve read. You can see the entire list here. The ones with asterisks are favorites.

  1. Cloud Atlas – David Mitchell*
  2. The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time – Mark Haddon
  3. The Book of Illusions – Paul Auster*
  4. Atonement – Ian McEwan*
  5. House of Leaves – Mark Z. Danielewski
  6. Timbuktu – Paul Auster
  7. Amsterdam – Ian McEwan
  8. Underworld – Don DeLillo*
  9. Infinite Jest -David Foster Wallace*
  10. Mr. Vertigo – Paul Auster
  11. The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murakami*
  12. The Music of Chance – Paul Auster*
  13. Moon Palace – Paul Auster
  14. Foucault’s Pendulum – Umberto Eco*
  15. Libra – Don DeLillo
  16. The Player of Games – Iain M. Banks
  17. The Long Dark Teatime of the Soul – Douglas Adams
  18. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency – Douglas Adams
  19. The Black Dahlia – James Ellroy
  20. The New York Trilogy – Paul Auster
  21. Watchmen – Alan Moore and David Gibbons*
  22. Empire of the Sun – J.G. Ballard
  23. Blood and Guts in High School – Kathy Acker
  24. Neuromancer – William Gibson
  25. Schindler’s Ark – Thomas Keneally
  26. Confederacy of Dunces – John Kennedy Toole
  27. The Name of the Rose – Umberto Eco
  28. If On a Winter’s Night a Traveler – Italo Calvino*
  29. The Hitchiker’s Guide to the Galaxy – Douglas Adams*
  30. The World According to Garp – John Irving
  31. The Shining – Stephen King
  32. Interview With the Vampire – Anne Rice
  33. Breakfast of Champions – Kurt Vonnegut
  34. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas – Hunter S. Thompson
  35. Slaughterhouse-five – Kurt Vonnegut*
  36. Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? – Philip K. Dick
  37. The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test – Tom Wolfe
  38. One Hundred Years of Solitude – Gabriel Garcia Marquez*
  39. The Third Policeman – Flann O’Brien
  40. The Magus – John Fowles*
  41. The Crying of Lot 49 – Thomas Pynchon*
  42. Cat’s Cradle – Kurt Vonnegut*
  43. A Clockwork Orange – Anthony Burgess
  44. Pale Fire – Vladimir Nabokov*
  45. Labyrinths – Jorge Luis Borges*
  46. Naked Lunch – William Burroughs
  47. The Lord of the Rings – J.R.R. Tolkien*
  48. The Story of O – Pauline Reage
  49. Lord of the Flies – William Golding
  50. The Old Man and the Sea – Ernest Hemingway
  51. Wise Blood – Flannery O’Connor
  52. Foundation – Isaac Asimov
  53. The Catcher in the Rye – J.D. Salinger*
  54. Gormenghast – Mervyn Peake*
  55. I, Robot – Isaac Asimov
  56. Nineteen Eighty-Four – George Orwell
  57. The Plague – Albert Camus
  58. Titus Groan – Mervyn Peake*
  59. Animal Farm – George Orwell*
  60. Ficciones – Jorge Luis Borges*
  61. The Little Prince – Antoine de Saint-Exupery
  62. Farewell, My Lovely – Raymond Chandler*
  63. For Whom the Bell Tolls – Ernest Hemingway
  64. The Grapes of Wrath – John Steinbeck
  65. The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler*
  66. Rebecca – Daphne du Maurier
  67. Of Mice and Men – John Steinbeck
  68. The Hobbit – J.R.R. Tolkien*
  69. Absalom, Absalom! – William Faulkner
  70. At the Mountains of Madness – H.P. Lovecraft
  71. The Postman Always Rings Twice – James M. Cain
  72. Brave New World – Aldous Huxley
  73. The Maltese Falcon – Dashiell Hammett
  74. A Farewell to Arms – Ernest Hemingway
  75. The Sound and the Fury – William Faulkner*
  76. Nadja – Andre Breton*
  77. The Murder of Roger Ackroyd – Agatha Christie*
  78. The Great Gatsby – F. Scott Fitzgerald*
  79. The Trial – Franz Kafka*
  80. Billy Budd, Foretopman – Herman Melville
  81. Siddhartha – Herman Hesse
  82. Heart of Darkness – Joseph Conrad*
  83. The Hound of the Baskervilles - Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  84. Dracula – Bram Stoker
  85. The Time Machine – H.G. Wells
  86. The Adventures of Sherlock Holmes – Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
  87. The Picture of Dorian Gray – Oscar Wilde
  88. The Mayor of Casterbridge – Thomas Hardy
  89. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn – Mark Twain*
  90. Treasure Island – Robert Louis Stevenson
  91. Through the Looking Glass, and What Alice Found There – Lewis Carroll*
  92. Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland – Lewis Carroll*
  93. Les Miserables – Victor Hugo*
  94. Silas Marner – George Eliot
  95. Walden – Henry David Thoreau
  96. Moby-Dick – Herman Melville
  97. The Scarlet Letter – Nathaniel Hawthorne
  98. Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte
  99. The Pit and the Pendulum – Edgar Allan Poe*
  100. Oliver Twist – Charles Dickens
  101. Frankenstein – Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
  102. Candide – Voltaire*
  103. A Modest Proposal – Jonathan Swift
  104. Gulliver’s Travels – Jonathan Swift

Which means I’ve read about 10% of the list.

April 30, 2008

Icelander by Dustin Long (2006)

Filed under: books — Tags: , , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 9:01 pm

When I saw the description of this book in the McSweeney’s store I knew I was going to buy it. It had all the right words - as if it were waiting on Dave Eggers’ site just for me, sending out secret messages: ”Nabokov… Agatha Christie… The Crying of Lot 49… The Third Policeman… Nordic lore and pulpy intrigue.” It called to me.

It’s a cool little faux detective romp regarding the attempts of Our Heroine to mourn the mysterious death of her friend Shirley MacGuffin and not get caught up in trying to solve the case. If you can’t tell by the names, be assured we’re in postmodern territory here. Imagine if Paul Auster’s debut trilogy was a comedy set in upstate New Uruk and Iceland instead of titular New York City. And just like that author’s trio of deconstructed detective stories, Dustin Long’s book is absolutely full of thematic jumping-off-points.

Which brings me to a point I want to make. To wit: One of the traps of these postmodern deconstructionist send-ups is that they can easily turn into something less like a story with characters and more like a doctoral dissertation with grand themes. Even the above-referenced Auster trilogy is sometimes guilty of being too didactic at the expense of fully-realized characters. (To be fair, I’m not sure character is always at the top of Auster’s to-do list. I’m sure he accomplished everything he set out to accomplish with The New York Trilogy.) I always use Nabokov’s Pale Fire as the shining example of a postmodern deconstruction puzzle-book that also has realistic characters. (And here I’m using the term “realistic” in a purely literary sense. Obviously there are arguments as to who or what is “real’ in the confines of Pale Fire qua story.) With Icelander Dustin Long has also managed that feat. Our Heroine, despite her cookie-cutter name, is anything but a mere model of the typical detective as created by the likes of Agatha Christie or Raymond Chandler or their ilk. With her anti-quest to avoid becoming involved in the case of her murdered friend and her disheveled mental state as a result of her recent divorce we have a fully fleshed-out character and not just some stand-in for the role of “Detective.”

It’s things like the intense characterization of Our Heroine and Blaise Duplain along with the intense pace of the narrative that set it apart from its postmodern brethren. I could go on and on about this book. And one day I hope to do just that. I have barely scratched the surface of this incredible debut novel; it deserves a very close reading. But for now let me just give it my highest possible recommendation and leave it at that. Even if you don’t usually read weird experimental stuff, read this.

April 24, 2008

Book Club – The Fortress of Solitude

Filed under: books — Tags: , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 1:30 pm

I finished The Fortress of Solitude yesterday; I got through it much sooner than usual. But don’t take that as me trying to rush you. Read it in your own time. And when you’re done reply here so we can get the discussion under way. Also, if anybody besides Coral and Maggie is reading Fortress, now would be a good time to let me know so that we can wait for you to finish and involve you in the discussion.

I’m excited. I have quite a bit to say about this book; I think it’s a great one to kick off the club.

April 2, 2008

The first book

Filed under: books — Tags: , — Paul Crittenden @ 6:08 pm

OK, so I guess it’s just us for now, Maggie and Coral. I’ve thought about 3 books that might be good to kick this thing off. White Noise by Don DeLillo, Fortress of Solitude by Jonathan Lethem, or Bones of the Moon by Jonathan Carroll. They’re each on my “to do” list and I’m a big fan of the authors’ other work. I think any of them would be great picks for the book club. So what do you ladies think.

I highly recommend checking the books out of your local library. If you end up hating the book you don’t want to have shelled out actual money for it, right?

Any other readers who want to join in, please do. The more, the merrier.

March 28, 2008

Arkansas by John Brandon (2008)

Filed under: books — Tags: , , , , , — Paul Crittenden @ 3:39 am

The Coen Brothers have made a nice career out of crafting stories about guys who are not nearly as smart as they think they are. Folks whose plans are not nearly as airtight as they need should be. Folks who don’t have nearly the power they think they do. In his debut novel Arkansas, John Brandon creates some characters who would fit perfectly in a Coen Brothers movie. Brandon’s tight story also reminds me of the whole Southern Gothic thing (Flannery O’Connor, Cormac McCarthy) and the fine crime novel style of Elmore Leonard. He also manages to throw in a few experimental flourishes that don’t seem to bog the narrative down but rather elucidate it.

Here we have Swin and Kyle, two men who back into jobs in the drug trade in the rural South. Their improbable rise to the lower echelons of narcotics distribution finds them working for a fake Ranger in an Arkansas State Park. They drive for a man named Bright who in turn gets packages from a mysterious woman who goes by the name of “Her.” The ultimate power in the small backwoods drug ring is held by Frog, yet another foolhardy type. We learn of Frog’s rise to the top of his game (which really isn’t all that far up, to tell the truth) in some interstitial chapters written in second person.

Brandon makes all of these characters seem real and you find yourself rooting for Swin and Kyle even though you get the feeling from pretty early on that their story will not end nicely. Then the bodies start piling up and what little center there is obviously cannot hold. The sympathy is ratcheted up when Swin gets his girlfriend pregnant and the three try to make a semblance of a normal life. Brandon makes Swin an intelligent (if not too clever) wannabe family man who is more than a little self-centered. He fears that the sisters he left in Kentucky will miss him so much that they will become strippers for lack of a decent male role model. The truth is they are doing just fine without Swin. His partner Kyle is the real criminal of the two. Kyle doesn’t pretend to be smart but he thinks he knows how to live outside the law. The two bring out the best and the worst in the each other. Mostly the worst.

Brandon does a fine job detailing the land of Razorback football and shady trailer parks. With a debut as strong as this, I expect great things from John Brandon. I highly recommend Arkansas. Read it now so you can impress your friends when the Coen Brothers version wins Best Picture.

Arkansas is published by McSweeney’s Books and can be bought here.

March 19, 2008

How about a book club?

Filed under: books — Tags: , , — Paul Crittenden @ 6:34 pm

So I was thinking: I know a bunch of smart, well-read folks and there are few things I like better than talking about a good book. Or even a bad book. I looked around for some local book clubs but they each had aims that were too specific for what I’m interested in. They were either women-only clubs clubs that only discussed science fiction or fantasy or romance or mystery or the “classics” or whatever. Well, I like to read many different genres. So I came up with the idea of creating my own book club. I tried to do this a few years back on RMP but it didn’t work out. Which shouldn’t have been surprise considering it was RMP.

So what do you guys and gals think? Would you be interested in participating in an online book discussion group moderated by yours truly? Maybe this idea is like a dream – only interesting to the guy who dreamed it up. But I really do think that we could have some good discussions. So let’s talk about it. If you are interested how would you like for it to work? I figured we’d use this blog for the discussions but if you have a better idea then I’m all ears.

This is something that I think could be really cool. Hopefully you think so to.

February 1, 2008

crazy week

So I finally got a job. Yay! It’s at a place called Seek Publishing. You know those greeting cards you can get at places like Cracker Barrel that tell you all about what was going on the year you were born? That’s the kind of thing Seek publishes. I’ll be fielding calls from our business customers regarding discrepancies in their shipments. Which is cool enough.

Also, I had a wreck yesterday. I was part of a 5 car pile-up on the interstate in early morning traffic. Nobody was hurt (my neck is a little sore, but it’s nothing really) but I’m pretty sure my car is totaled. I really loved that car. Oh well…

What I’m reading now:

The Warrior-Prophet, The Prince of Nothing, Book 2 by R. Scott Bakker – I’m really getting into this series. If you like the fantasy genre at all you really should hitch your star to this guy’s wagon. Great characters, very in-depth plotting, at-a-clip pacing, and no elves or fairies. Seriously, check it out.

The Star Fraction by Ken MacLeod – The first book in a Trotskyist science fiction epic. Socialist hero meets idealistic scientist working on scary memory drugs and goes on the run from an oppressive government. Oh, and there’s a libertarian Christian kid in it also. It’s chock-full of 4th Internationalist terms and stuff from Collectivism 101 but it’s really not bad at all so far. More exciting than I thought it would be actually.

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